The five best pieces on this site are probably, in no particular order, the following:

25 Words About Supercharged Beyonce: “…she drank me in, purring…”

Sometimes In Life It Seems Like You Have Choices: “…the paperclip, the paperclip, the paperclip…”

sandra sue: “…there she was, bold and unabashed and ignoring..”

Michael Is A Beautiful Horse, A Dangerous Horse:  “…a divine equine….”

The People Vs The Tooth Fairies: “…their fairy dust clogged chimneys and gave thin boys asthma…”