There’s a link at the top of the page that says ‘best bits’.
It’s not a list of attractive body parts (Brad Pitt’s knee, Gloria Hunniford’s elbow). It is a list of what are probably the five best pieces on the site. Speaking unscientifically, of course.
Matthew Bionic’s Pen Of Doom* is a site in progress. I’ve only been taking this seriously for six months. I am not a mature fiction writer: I am a child with a crayon rammed up his nose, colouring the sun on his brain. You may still worship me.
If you want me to bring my words to your event and my sentences to your event and my complete lack of shame to your event, get me via the booking page.
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Aaah yes, Gloria Hunniford’s Elbow. One of those fantastic tribute bands not quite like The Australian Pink Floyd.
Until you’ve heard their ‘One Day Like This’ you’ve never lived